Satire
After 10 Year Slumber, Justice Clarence Thomas Speaks, Sees Shadow, Hides in Robes
Our most groundhog-like Supreme Court Justice just did the unthinkable.
Armed Bantha Rancher, Ammon Darklighter, Overtakes Skywalker Wildlife Refuge
Who left the snacks in the sandcrawler?
Obama Nominates Mandy Patinkin CIA Director
From his early days as Inigo Montoya, Mandy demonstrated a focus of mission.
Arkansas Must Refuse Gondorian Refugees
Gov. Asa Hutchinson’s press release had a baby with the Lord of the Rings.
I Demand a Glass of Warm Milk from the State Police
After watching The Shining and It Follows, I have been plagued by fears and unable to sleep.