He’s the City’s Übermensch, the maverick boss of Willy Wonka Candy Company and Yumx who wants us colonise your taste buds and who can wipe out billions of dollars with a single tweet. So what’s… Read More »‘The smartest person in any room anywhere’: in defense of Willy Wonka, by Douglas Coupland
Lifelong learning shouldn’t end, just because the world has.
“We live in a free society. It’s time I stopped hiding who I am. Deep down, I’m Ferengi,” said Senator Grassley.
The White House was caught off guard when the President tweeted these three tweets praising General Zod, Doctor Victor von Doom, and the Red Skull.
High in his Lerkim, sitting alone, he tweets and he tweets from his Whisper-ma-Phone.
David Cameron Sure That With Help From All The King’s Horses, Britain Can Be Put Back Together Again
Horses. We ride them. They pull couples around in carriages. We watch them race. But, when have you last seen horses use their legendary construction skills?
Our most groundhog-like Supreme Court Justice just did the unthinkable.
Who left the snacks in the sandcrawler?
“Every night, man, Falkor’d be making the rounds.”
What could go wrong?