Gambling Addicted Falkor’s Story Ends in Vegas Alley
"Every night, man, Falkor'd be making the rounds."
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December 1, 2015
Carlos Alcocer by-nc-nd
Donald Trump Says He’d ‘Absolutely’ Use Sentinels on Muslim Population
What could go wrong?
November 20, 2015
Guy Noir Murdered in the Chatterbox Café
A long fall from the fifth floor of the Acme Building.
November 10, 2015
Ben Carson Believes Colosseum Pasta Strainer Used By Ancient Romans
It's not just the Pyramids.
November 7, 2015
Muzzleloader Enthusiast Injures No One in Attempted Mass Shooting
Broadview, TN—Samuel Marsh, a local muzzleloader enthusiast, was subdued in the Mossy Fern Shopping Center by a store greeter on Monday afternoon in what police describe as a "failed mass shooting."
October 13, 2015
I Have the Best Fiancé in the Multiverse. Here’s Why I’m Leaving.
I dated Brad Pitt at 18. Built my own multiverse phase shifter by 23. At the age of 25, I was betrothed to the Emperor of the Americas. Now, I'm quitting him for good.
September 10, 2015
Encountering an Arkansas State Senator
Remember, most Arkansas State Senators prefer to avoid contact with constituents, and any Arkansas State Senator you do see is probably just as frightened as you are!
September 9, 2015
Dr. Chad Garrett teaches calculus while wearing a GoPro Hero.
Gov. Scott Walker Forces Faculty to Wear Bodycams
Our campus has never been safer from professors and our football team is poised to win the Big Ten.
August 5, 2015
Clifford the Big Red Dog Digs Master’s Grave, Then Lays Down to Die
Clifford mourns Norman Birdwell, his original master, who died on Friday, December 12th at the age of 357 dog years.
December 17, 2014
Satire: The Origin of “So I Wrote A Thing”
In the age of digital media, things have never been so easy to write and share. Your mom might write a thing. Your boss may have written things. Even your slow-witted sibling, upon making a life decision, may decide to write a thing. And once a thing has been written, a thing needs to be shared. And so, I wrote a thing, one says. But why does that seem out of place?
December 17, 2014