The Origin of “So I Wrote A Thing”
Learn how God shared the Ten Commandments with Moses.
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December 16, 2014
The Not So Secret Ancient Basis of the Mommy Wars
Niobe. She just couldn't keep her damn mouth shut.
December 5, 2014
Scrivler
Over the last month, I created a new site, Scrivler, where I'll be mainly posting my reviews and some creative work. Looking for friends to join as well who are…
December 5, 2014
Woman Down the Hall Responds to David Gilmour
Yes, I’m down the hall from David Gilmour. Each week students stop by my office with names like questions escaping their mouths. Oates? Atwood? Munro?
December 1, 2014
Hogwarts Launches New MOOC
Hogsmeade, Scotland—In a move sure to shake up the wizarding world, Hogwarts will launch it's first MOOC (massively open otherworldly course) this year.
December 1, 2014
Toddler Delivers Commencement at Smith College
Northampton, MA—Breaking new ground in graduation, Smith College, became the first institution of higher education to have a toddler deliver a rousing commencement speech after Christina Lagarde backed out.
December 1, 2014
New York Investment Banker Vows to Unlock Mysteries of Midwestern Brain
New York—The Midwesterner: they grow our food and raise our children, but what do we really know of these simple folk from the hinterlands of the United States?
December 1, 2014
Neil Degrasse Tyson to Send Ten Golden Records to Favorite Planets or Earth Will Be Blown Up
New York—Contact with alien lifeforms has been received.
December 1, 2014
Missouri Retrofits Tornado Sirens to Warn Against Threat of Evolution
Jefferson City, MO—Residents of Missouri no longer need to live in fear. A new initiative led by State Rep. Rick Brattin (R) has created an early warning system for residents in the event that the theory of evolution is being taught in schools.
November 25, 2014
New Trend: Sleeping Baby Massage
Beverly Hills, CA—A hot, new trend is sweeping California. After a long day at work or a tough session of crossfit, people across the state are seeking sleeping baby massages. It's similar to hot stone massages, but instead of stones, warm, sleeping babies are placed across the back and head.
November 25, 2014