“Every night, man, Falkor’d be making the rounds.”
What could go wrong?
A long fall from the fifth floor of the Acme Building.
It’s not just the Pyramids.
Broadview, TN—Samuel Marsh, a local muzzleloader enthusiast, was subdued in the Mossy Fern Shopping Center by a store greeter on Monday afternoon in what police describe as a “failed mass shooting.”
I dated Brad Pitt at 18. Built my own multiverse phase shifter by 23. At the age of 25, I was betrothed to the Emperor of the Americas. Now, I’m quitting him for good.
Remember, most Arkansas State Senators prefer to avoid contact with constituents, and any Arkansas State Senator you do see is probably just as frightened as you are!
Our campus has never been safer from professors and our football team is poised to win the Big Ten.
Clifford mourns Norman Birdwell, his original master, who died on Friday, December 12th at the age of 357 dog years.
In the age of digital media, things have never been so easy to write and share. Your mom might write a thing. Your boss may have written things. Even your slow-witted sibling, upon making a life decision, may decide to write a thing. And once a thing has been written, a thing needs to be shared. And so, I wrote a thing, one says. But why does that seem out of place?