Once-ler Passed Over To Lead Trump’s EPA
High in his Lerkim, sitting alone, he tweets and he tweets from his Whisper-ma-Phone.
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December 8, 2016
David Cameron Sure That With Help From All The King’s Horses, Britain Can Be Put Back Together Again
Horses. We ride them. They pull couples around in carriages. We watch them race. But, when have you last seen horses use their legendary construction skills?
June 24, 2016
After 10 Year Slumber, Justice Clarence Thomas Speaks, Sees Shadow, Hides in Robes
Our most groundhog-like Supreme Court Justice just did the unthinkable.
February 29, 2016
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Armed Bantha Rancher, Ammon Darklighter, Overtakes Skywalker Wildlife Refuge
Who left the snacks in the sandcrawler?
January 8, 2016
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Gambling Addicted Falkor’s Story Ends in Vegas Alley
"Every night, man, Falkor'd be making the rounds."
December 1, 2015
Donald Trump Says He’d ‘Absolutely’ Use Sentinels on Muslim Population
What could go wrong?
November 20, 2015
Guy Noir Murdered in the Chatterbox Café
A long fall from the fifth floor of the Acme Building.
November 10, 2015
Ben Carson Believes Colosseum Pasta Strainer Used By Ancient Romans
It's not just the Pyramids.
November 7, 2015
Muzzleloader Enthusiast Injures No One in Attempted Mass Shooting
Broadview, TN—Samuel Marsh, a local muzzleloader enthusiast, was subdued in the Mossy Fern Shopping Center by a store greeter on Monday afternoon in what police describe as a "failed mass shooting."
October 13, 2015
I Have the Best Fiancé in the Multiverse. Here’s Why I’m Leaving.
I dated Brad Pitt at 18. Built my own multiverse phase shifter by 23. At the age of 25, I was betrothed to the Emperor of the Americas. Now, I'm quitting him for good.
September 10, 2015