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I Have the Best Fiancé in the Multiverse. Here’s Why I’m Leaving.

Post published:September 10, 2015
Post category:Satire
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I dated Brad Pitt at 18. Built my own multiverse phase shifter by 23. At the age of 25, I was betrothed to the Emperor of the Americas. Now, I'm quitting him for good.