Dating Archives - Tim Lepczyk

What is a Commitment Car?

Common among those in their 20's and early 30's, a Commitment Car is an economy-class automobile purchased together by a couple who is dating.

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January 3, 2020

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I Have the Best Fiancé in the Multiverse. Here’s Why I’m Leaving.

I dated Brad Pitt at 18. Built my own multiverse phase shifter by 23. At the age of 25, I was betrothed to the Emperor of the Americas. Now, I'm quitting him for good.

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September 10, 2015

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