Donald Trump Invites General Zod, Red Skull, and Doom to the White House

Washington—President Trump’s admiration for strong men ratcheted up a notch today. The White House was caught off guard when the President tweeted these three tweets praising General Zod, Doctor Victor von Doom, and the Red Skull.

The President even went so far as to extend a visit to the White House, which has never been done before to a fictional supervillain. “It’s a break from protocol. Sure,” said Sean Spicer, “but, with this President, everything is.” When asked about the fictionality of the three men, Spicer replied, “that’s a matter of opinion. Who can say what’s real?”