I Demand a Glass of Warm Milk from the State Police
After watching The Shining and It Follows, I have been plagued by fears and unable to sleep.
The Water Knife
In a drought-filled future, Las Vegas crushes competing cities in the race for water.
First day back doing personal training
First day back doing personal training. Going to be sore tomorrow. Feels great to be back at the gym though.
I Have the Best Fiancé in the Multiverse. Here’s Why I’m Leaving.
I dated Brad Pitt at 18. Built my own multiverse phase shifter by 23. At the age of 25, I was betrothed to the Emperor of the Americas. Now, I'm quitting him for good.
Encountering an Arkansas State Senator
Remember, most Arkansas State Senators prefer to avoid contact with constituents, and any Arkansas State Senator you do see is probably just as frightened as you are!
The Hood Is Up
It's not vented outside yet, but the hood is installed and our kitchen feels that much more complete.
Tile Is Up
Today, while home with a sick S—, Gene tiled the rest of the wall. Brackets are in for the open shelves. Next up, after grouting, is to install the hood.…