Liberal Arts College to Add New Post-Apocalypse Preparedness Major
Lifelong learning shouldn’t end, just because the world has.
Satire
Senator Chuck Grassley Self-Identifies as Ferengi
“We live in a free society. It’s time I stopped hiding who I am. Deep down, I’m Ferengi,” said Senator Grassley.
Donald Trump Invites General Zod, Red Skull, and Doom to the White House
The White House was caught off guard when the President tweeted these three tweets praising General Zod, Doctor Victor von Doom, and the Red Skull.
Once-ler Passed Over To Lead Trump’s EPA
High in his Lerkim, sitting alone, he tweets and he tweets from his Whisper-ma-Phone.
David Cameron Sure That With Help From All The King’s Horses, Britain Can Be Put Back Together Again
Horses. We ride them. They pull couples around in carriages. We watch them race. But, when have you last seen horses use their legendary construction skills?
After 10 Year Slumber, Justice Clarence Thomas Speaks, Sees Shadow, Hides in Robes
Our most groundhog-like Supreme Court Justice just did the unthinkable.
Armed Bantha Rancher, Ammon Darklighter, Overtakes Skywalker Wildlife Refuge
Who left the snacks in the sandcrawler?
Gambling Addicted Falkor’s Story Ends in Vegas Alley
“Every night, man, Falkor’d be making the rounds.”
