She just got back from rehab. You don’t
celebrate that with margaritas. Sometimes
when i’m at a cross roads in life,
i think about what i would want my life
-time movie to show what i did?
So she is eating her margarita
with tortilla chips….
like using her chip as a spoon. So I woke up
and found tortilla in my belly button. You woke up,
pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..
took a drink and went back to sleep.
I’m not upset with you; I’m upset with Fox News.
— All the lines are from Texts from last night, I just added in some line breaks and added some punctuation.